What you see more than anything else on a Florida driving vacation.

First full rainbow I've ever seen

Ninjas in paradise

My favorite latte spot. Run by the mafia, there's card games and slots in the back, if you know Italian.

The first place we ever stayed in SFL. They wanted to throw me out, because they thought I was a cuban. Retired Nazi SS bastards.

Mom's wheels. 67 Buick riviera

Yard lizard

Dude, don't go to Muvico. It's Florida; find something more exciting than movies.

Ficus tree. Houseplant up here; concrete-destroying monsters in SFL.

The friendly Florida wildlife. (those spikes are over 1" in diameter at the bottom)

BIG church down the street. Actually screws up radio signals

What you see more than anything in Florida

Bored looking gull

2 Species of frigate birds I'd never seen before. Storms blew 'em in

Frigate birds again

The beach. Weird polarizer effect.

Seagrass. Thrilling.

Sand hotel for seagull tourists

Checkout time

Nothing says "screw the beach" like Man'o'War

B&W film makes even the beach look creepy

Las Olas, intermediate level tourist central

THE beach.

Palm palm, spam spam....

Hey, this used to be that one club, where that one radio station had DJ whatsername with the big tits play. (notice order of memory priority...)

Moneyshot

Postcard

NATIVE palm "tree" by the midstate sugarcane fields

Hurricane damage. A lot of Florida is still under repair. $34 billion in hurricane damages last year.

Nice strip bar I've been wont to hang in from time to time.

Almost forgot this one

spookypalms

oboy more f'n non-native palm trees

flash experiment: flash

flash experiment: no flash, longer exposure

Almost sunrise. Party's over.

Sunrise

Closer

Mike dreams of boobs